Go go Google.
Type "{your first name} needs"
And then write down the first 10 things that appear.
I could do this all day!
And some are kinda true!
Go now!!
Janelle's Top 10 NEEDS!
1. Janelle needs to be rescued.
2. Janelle needs to take one for the team
3. Janelle needs your help.
4. Janelle needs Will’s undivided attention
5. Janelle needs a liiiifffeee!
6. Janelle needs a warm safe home that is securely hers.
7. Janelle needs to win already.
8. Janelle needs to keep her buxom level down.
9. Janelle needs the projection updates by Monday.
10.Janelle needs some warming up
2. Janelle needs to take one for the team
3. Janelle needs your help.
4. Janelle needs Will’s undivided attention
5. Janelle needs a liiiifffeee!
6. Janelle needs a warm safe home that is securely hers.
7. Janelle needs to win already.
8. Janelle needs to keep her buxom level down.
9. Janelle needs the projection updates by Monday.
10.Janelle needs some warming up
And my personal favorite...
11. Janelle needs a nice long weave all the other chicks are wearing then you idiots would love her!
Ironically enough, I have an appointment today at 11 for my weave consultation! How does google do it?!? ;)
4 comments:
That was hilarious. Okay, so I did the search...this is what happens when you take the day off and you have too much time on your hands, but here goes:
JoAnn needs
-to plan for that happy day when she's debt free.
-to conserve her energy for herself
-to be loved.
-more information on keeping a family cow.
-desperately to put her best friend to sleep and end the suffering.
-to close the door on a doomed marriage.
-to indulge all she can through Fat Tuesday.
-volunteers for Monday workers.
-to keep up more with trends-don't ya thing?
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST
-needs to take complete control of the parish and the easiest way for her do so is to strip current employees of their responsibilities!
Hilarious! can't wait to see the weave ;)
Betsy needs:
1 - a day job
2 - a bath
3 - a boyfriend
4 - a makeover
5 - you to fill out a survey
6 - our help w/ her pilates problem
7 - a home
8 - a kiss on the cheek
9 - a loan of 2000 Peruvian Neuvo Soles
10 - to buy new blazersfor her two daughters. (my favorite)
Um, all I got was
1. Quinne needs to get naked and
2. Quinne needs a big boy hand gun.
This makes me nervous.
Heeheehee.
I will have to do this myself...
Thank you for the # of your friend... I will probably be giving her a call.
I hope you like your ER job... I'm sure they miss you on maternity. Please say "hi" back to St. Rose:)
Oh... and I LOVE having your blog!
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